Archive for February 5th, 2011

The Clink “The Long Walk Home”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

These are the episodes of the clink that I am in, I posted them here because I am a megalomaniac. Check out all of the episodes at TheClink.net Cause dis shit is funny

“What was the name of that old movie with the lady that won the Academy Award?”

The Clink “Complaint Box”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

How many times do we have to tell you? It’s not a “Complaint” box, it’s a “Suggestion” box.

The Clink “Board Room”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

How did you get to be Warden, Warden?

The Clink “Friends and Felons”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

…To purchase and supply each inmate, guard and staff member of this fine institute with a state­-of-the-art cell phone. In addition, one family member or friend of each prisoner was issued a phone as well….

The Clink “They Call Him Veck”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

An episode dedicated to Brimstone Correctional Facility’s most mysterious inmate

The Clink “Letters to Santa”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

What could be simpler than answering a letter a child wrote to Santa Claus?

The Clink “Recidivism”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

“Recidivism is when you do something over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.”

The Clink “No Habla”

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

Did anyone hear the word “camisa”?